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An Ode to minorties that use Paprika

by Shardik

Member since 2003 · Posted 9 Feb 2003 · Edited 4 Mar 2003 · 14 comments

I like you black guy, you should buy my lemon lime beverage. I dig you Asian dude. Accessorize your rice burner with my American snap on tools. Hey, Pollack! The Hungarian restaurant down the street is closed, so go wash your dishes in another gutter. By the way, I like you, here is your full metal jacket. Thanks for the gloves Captain Ted Turner. I like you, possibly even love. Here is your ode. Thanks for the Horchata and TNT. Hot tamale Pedro with corn on a stick. Mayonaise, and a backwards baseball cap on every corner in sight. But, do you have Paprika?

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[5] TanHand 9-Feb-03/2:47 PM Reply
Being part hungarian, I think I can help you out here: first of all, it's spelled pollack, second, the slur for Hungarians is bohunk, third, the hungarian term for paprika is paprikosh.
[n/a] Shardik › TanHand 9-Feb-03/5:44 PM Reply
I'm part hungarian Gypsy, but this poem is about Osmosis fool. Not Hungarians, That, and being hungry. Hungry? I'm cooking soup for my son and myself currently. Care for a bowl?
[5] TanHand › Shardik 9-Feb-03/6:32 PM Reply
Gypsies aren't hungarians - they're scum. As for the leves: Igen, kerek - ehes vagyok...ennyi eleg lesz...nem!!! ez nekem nagyon sok lesz...Nagyon isletes. Nagyon finom volt, de nem kerek tobbet. Ha ha ha who's hungarian now motherfucker.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › TanHand 9-Feb-03/7:29 PM Reply
I did not say gypsies in hungary or that gypsies are hungarian. i said hungarian gypsy. As for argue-ing in hungarian? any idiot with a computer can do that. granted not as poorly as you, but easily close.
[5] TanHand › <{Baba^Yaga}> 9-Feb-03/9:20 PM Reply
I told him that although his soup is delicious, he was giving me far too much (asswagon). P. Rawne calls diabetics and others in wheelchairs asswagon.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › TanHand 9-Feb-03/7:57 PM Reply
Granted, it is better than your french.
[5] TanHand › <{Baba^Yaga}> 9-Feb-03/10:02 PM Reply
It wasn't my french. Remember, it was plagiarized. I suppose I have poor choice in french, as if it mattered. By the way - I just finished a 8 hour 11x14 inch watercolor painting of plaid. Does that make me gay or what's the deal. It's pretty goddamned depressing. A marvelous work of desolative proportions (and by that I mean ohmygod I gotta piss so bad)
[5] deleted user 9-Feb-03/6:23 PM Reply
? :)
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › deleted user 9-Feb-03/7:39 PM Reply
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[9] god'swife 4-Mar-03/7:56 PM Reply
'I dig you Asian dude.....snap on tools'. Is its own poem. Many great images. The mexican hawking roasted maize is important. I shall write one too.
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[5] TanHand 4-Mar-03/10:16 PM Reply
Still sucks.
[n/a] Bachus › TanHand 4-Mar-03/10:27 PM Reply
Don't be bitter.
[5] TanHand › Bachus 5-Mar-03/1:38 PM Reply
Don't suck angry black cock.
[7] Mr Pig 5-Mar-03/10:02 AM Reply
Oh Shardik you do make me snigger Sir, you have got your hands full on this one but remember not to wear your baseball cap backwards, the constabulary will think one is a thug and put you in a cell with hairy itinerant Slovakian belles.

Curses ! where did one leave the bloody comerband, I am off to play canasta my dear boy - farewell now. -7