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Perversions 6: Judgement Day

by razorgrin

Member since 2002 · Posted 19 Feb 2003 · 19 comments

Coprophagy A young lad from Washington state when hungry, would call for a plate. He'd pull his pants down for peristalsis brought brown And he'd recycle the food that he ate. Footing Mr. Lester got Chester to seize him and insert both feet up to the knees He got an arm in there too but his fingers went blue After all, it was quite a tight squeeze. Yurming A Southern gal with a bad 80's perm got a surprise which quite caused her to squirm Post-anal with Pa He picked up a straw And she learned the true menaning of 'yurm'.

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19 comments

[8] Caducus 19-Feb-03/6:36 AM Reply
Very good
[9] <~> 19-Feb-03/6:36 AM Reply
oh shit!!!!
razor, razor, razor! you have outdone yourself.

thanks for making my morning!
[n/a] razorgrin › <~> 19-Feb-03/6:40 AM Reply
yay! thank you lots. this is why I wrote these, to make others full of glee. And to fill time in my 'Historical Reactions to Deviance' class.
[10] Tintagiles 19-Feb-03/10:28 AM Reply
Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart. Th'art a very sick child. One of the better crops, indeed.
[n/a] razorgrin › Tintagiles 19-Feb-03/1:26 PM Reply
i'm all smiley and proud. I'm doing my "shy modest grin" I picked up from some Japanese girls I knew.
[10] Bachus 19-Feb-03/12:32 PM Reply
Wacka wacka wacka

SWAGGER AWARDE. 10!
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 19-Feb-03/3:05 PM Reply
Smiley I Love You. These perversions always brighten my day. They're funny as usual.
[n/a] razorgrin › thepinkbunnyofdoom 20-Feb-03/10:53 AM Reply
Yay, love! glad you're happy. Thank being tired from staying up reading Naked Lunch. You should see the drawings I did after I finished writing.
[n/a] deleted user 20-Feb-03/9:05 PM Reply
yes, yesssss.
[0] sk8boardandpoems 25-Feb-03/3:35 PM Reply
I hate it and i think its pure crap
[n/a] razorgrin › sk8boardandpoems 26-Feb-03/6:35 AM Reply
Good for you, fucknut.
[0] nocturnalism 27-Feb-03/11:23 PM Reply
Absolutly pitful i'm sorry no talent at all. Dark Angel is way better with his AIDS poem PS sorry to be so harsh please don't take offense :)
[n/a] razorgrin › nocturnalism 28-Feb-03/6:46 AM Reply
I would be likelier to take offense if you had managed to spell properly/string together a half-decent sentence. As you have not, I take none at all, you sad little blob of leftover Cher parts. Have a nice day, Asshat.:)
[8] ==Doylum 28-Feb-03/6:01 AM Reply
Are you nobgoblin nentguff, cause your poems come up in the random thingy one hell of a lot. How does one apply to be a nobgoblin? Can one do it online? I've been practicing with the aid of yoga.
blue fingers verse good
Djimi Traore bad
[n/a] razorgrin › ==Doylum 28-Feb-03/6:34 AM Reply
No on the nobgoblin, yes on the voodoo. Theoretically one could do it online, depending on whether one is particularly flexible about the fingers and toes...
[8] lastobelus 13-Mar-03/4:32 PM Reply
Most excellent limerickizationalism.
[1] RealmOfSong 10-Jun-03/11:31 AM Reply
The title "perversions" is very fitting.
[10] Standby 19-Mar-04/9:19 PM Reply
Tight poem.
[5] Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/5:09 PM Reply
The first one is good: 8/10; the others less so (3-4/10). Average = 5/10