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Best Present Ever

by razorgrin

Member since 2002 · Posted 8 Mar 2003 · 6 comments

Eldritch and monstrous Deep One no longer asleep. Cute plush Cthulhu!

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6 comments

[10] Bill Z Bub 8-Mar-03/8:55 PM Reply
you have a plush cthulhu too?
what are the odds?

that is not dead which can eternal lie
and with strange aeons, even death may die.

-bill, a fun guy from yuggoth
[n/a] razorgrin › Bill Z Bub 10-Mar-03/6:44 AM Reply
Aren't they cuddly?

"the oldest emotion of mankind is fear and the oldest fear is that of the unknown" -some guy from providence.
[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> 9-Mar-03/11:06 AM Reply
lol.
[9] Tintagiles 13-Mar-03/8:08 PM Reply
I remove one point. You know damn well why. (There. See? I'm getting better. I only took off one point. And I didn't kill anyone last Saturday. Be happy.)
[5] DJCARTER 23-Jul-03/7:30 PM Reply
Cthulhu??? lost me
[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> › DJCARTER 23-Jul-03/7:39 PM Reply
That's because you think H.P. Lovecraft is European sex toy that glows in the dark and twirls.