An Ode to a Harvard man

I. America it welcomed thee from thy east European land of creation "come Henry, come to Harvard" but first you were in the Army and helped to liberate your people from tyranny. Harvard beckons, so does fame II. famous doctor publishes famous book about big BOMBS! BOOM!! fellow Harvard alum Jack Kennedy (he of the touch football fame and uncombed hair - did he teach you how to shag famous women, I wonder?) he noticed you and made you, but your ambition did not die with him did it? III. Tricky Dick you helped as his architect of war the bombs were falling falling falling the christmas bombings of bach mai, maimed children you destroyed but created something else lasting resentment and distrust you stood by your master when all others ran IV. you dated Marlo Thomas and Jill St. John tell me, doctor, how they enjoyed your flabby hairy body wiping its sweat on their frames you drove Marlo into Phil's arms and Jill hasn't had a good role since Tiffany Case