poemranker ::sheryl crowe and my dad in a camaro by ~* ATHENA *~

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sheryl crowe and my dad in a camaro

Member since 2002 · Posted 28 May 2003 · 1 comment

i met this girl we called late for breakfast she reached a ride with somewho was high on intillectualism lay back enjoy the easy bake oven you can bake a lesbian in the wink of an eye i just wonder why i am the only fat girl with an easy bake oven they eat up skinny chicks like thing makers habitrails ac/dc hamsters on heroin. talk about larry, not moe. anarchy ain't all its cracked up to be ha ha the right shoulder move is cool combined with a hair flip well, you never know you get a little bit closer to feeling fine i met a boy who hated don henley but loved metallica. who cooks breakfast after that one? for that matter, who has their shoes closer to the door? rehab is another word for kiss my ass.

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[8] Bachus 29-May-03/10:07 AM Reply
There are some swell visuals and layers of diversity in this poem, but that's accompanied by utter nonsense also. Don't mix fact with fiction, ot ruins breakfast, and the ride out to Betty ford in betty's Ford.