poemranker ::Dogma (Free herts) by Moose Farte by <{Baba^Yaga}>

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Dogma (Free herts) by Moose Farte

by <{Baba^Yaga}>

Member since 2002 · Posted 3 Jul 2003 · Edited 4 Jul 2003 · 7 comments

-1.] You wake up one night, and what do you smoke? the beautiful girl lying next to you has something to poke. She comes out over toffee. Now what do you screw? The girl that you love has no molars. Terror clutches at your behind as you fuck fast and the furious part Vin Greasil! Images of anyuerisms, faxes, Masonic orgies conclude the fiscal period! 'She looked so scrotismal.' Just another quandary along your frey. Boogerman, catch us if you can't! lazy, cad, screwy tunes, your labels are all from finite behinds. You have shamed, debased, and shunned us - The Boogerman is you! Tolerance, conception, inbreedability makes a Boogeryman out of you. Avoided is your privite membership of knowing Pus, sad that you'll never know the most ugly, pompous, ludicrous and malignent people in the Toilet of their own manicured delusions. 2.] She was 'a strange housewife,' they said on the day after she didn't return to pork. His toss never gave him a lake, never took his chillness vicariously, but she attended his Barmitzvah, I mean she had too, didn't she? Everyone in their little groups circle jerking, you can't actually say the word in public you know? 'Heaven', that's a curious subject. If he had had a colonoscopi I don't think his soles final resting-place would have been such a big foreign tissue. Strange bird flew inside never accepted by the flock, any how. [All rights served on hand & foot Geisha style] Margaret-Thatcher 2008.

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[0] horus8 3-Jul-03/10:13 PM Reply
Margaret, did you blue six poor Baba out of symbolic feminism, or mysogenistic lesbianism? watch this i'll give myself a zero and weep on your boob.
[n/a] INTRANSIT 4-Jul-03/4:50 PM Reply
Nobody does it better. Nebarska. No a/c.
Hotel 'puter. Shouldst I say HOSTILE?
Life sucks without the 'ranker.
[10] SupremeDreamer 5-Jul-03/12:16 AM Reply
lol. 10.
[0] horus8 › SupremeDreamer 5-Jul-03/1:22 PM Reply
Does your handicap sticker don an invisible helmet due to your 'special' circumstances? I believe this piece was inspired by my long time infatuation with Geisha girls and my crush on Margaret thatcher. I don't recal setting out to make fun of anyone. And I am better than it is, because I created it, and am in full control of every letter at all times at my disposal. Perhaps he gave me a ten because it's funny, and has nothing to do with you?
[n/a] DreamerSupreme › horus8 6-Jul-03/11:59 AM Reply
Ah, well, whether horus here wrote this piece to make fun of your poem or not, makes no difference really concerning my opinion. Its funny in EITHER case. And muse, you need to relax, before your head explodes.. because ole horus only becomes inspired to make more poetic jokes about your poems when you complain like some two year old.. cmon now..

Does being BI-Polar mean you have no sense of humor? if thats the case, then you are INDEED handicapped. And i WILL dream on mam, because my dreams get fed as ink into my pen, and become the words in my poems.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › SupremeDreamer 9-Jul-03/5:05 PM Reply
I am handsome like a new Schwin beach cruiser with tassels.
[0] horus8 5-Jul-03/7:07 PM Reply
Margaret, am I a big bad bully pushing people around? You do realize that we are on the internet and that 'the' idea of 'that' has no favtual basis in a realm where the fact of that actually occuring instinctually triggers, (you're physically reacting to an unphysical situation, dramatically if I may add) in you, a need to label it. Unless of course you mean how when a sheep dog barks and the sheep obey? That's just how God made people Margaret don't be racist against my breed of creatures Margaret, for doing my job in thinning out the weak and flawed, it makes you look ridiculous. Since, in this forum of writers you can't physically do something to one another (Or can you) I mentally challenge people by any means possible verbally, passively, mannipulation, 'LIFE's magic', to get them to wake up, or shut up. I am a poet all day everyday Margaret, and I take the job seriously. Why should I have so many user names you ask? I'm sure it wouldn't be to write 5x more than one name would allow right tits and brains? It's because I write like you breathe Margaret... As much as I can. You should move on to playing mom with some newbie more your intellectual package, overnight delivery. Not a veteran of poetic battle Sweettie, You have no idea about any of my work or who I am for Christ sake. You don't even fucking know who you are yet CHILD! Bi-polar or not, 60's, beat, OliverStone, whatever... I write more passionately than you'll ever allow yourself too understand or do. Have fun here at poemranker Margaret and catagorize until you wipe your hands dilligently on the apron of your isolation spinning that ring, spinning those ideas. Just spinning.