The Political War (according to me)

A summit; Everyone laughs and jokes as they enjoy the midday meal One head of state says apples are the best fruit on earth another disagrees figs are the best fruit a friendly debate ensues soon the debates become heated one group yells apples the other yells figs Both sides rejoin the summit no longer on friendly terms they begin to make snide remarks offense is taken reporters all over the world have a field day such and such insulted such and such war is declared many die on all sides before the politicians give up their stubborn stance then the appple lover eats a fig the fig lover eats an apple and peace is declared again