TBPOD Speaks

(From thepinkbunnyofdoom's journal at http://www.xanga.com/thepinkfluffybunnyrabbitofdoom) Well, hey! I'm back from the dead. I spent the last weekend butt-fucking children. Yeah! Me! Butt-fucking children! I know. Sounds a bit far fetched. Well, other than being fucked up the ass By a 13 year old, And Adam making fun of me for it, It wasn't that bad. Here is the scope. Okay so me and Kristie were hanging out In the Blue Oyster Bar When she mentions the 4th of July Bukkake Festival in Hollywood. Hollywood is a great place be to camp, So me and Adam decide to go and After a couple of hours getting stuff together We finally made it up there. It was real fun. We played with vibrators, And fucked each other up the ass, Masturbated, read porno magazines, And just had a ball. I got to shoot my load All over Kristie's face And it was fun, But I made up my mind not to shoot Unless she was at a target range. Adam and I were shooting, in turns, and yea They talked me into shooting on a bird. It was an Eastern Starling. Not illegal to ejaculate on, but still. I drenched it with my own special brand of mayo. I didn't hesitate. I never thought about if it had a nest, Or anything like that. Grrr...