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Killing Ben Afleck

Member since 2003 · Posted 24 Jul 2003 · 10 comments

Closet case Boston blue blood You should shut your fucking pie hole. Suck Matt's cock Suck Matt's cock Project green light is a disgrace to Artistic integrity and Cultures abroad. you are sure some piece of work you piece of shit I'd like to fucking have a word with you one day, and baby it'd be murder Because I'm a natural born killer I'm that motherfucker in the back of your mind you've always prayed avoid. but now, I've got your scent and your number, how 'bout them apples? Where do you get off fucking around with the process of creation. You California grill, Beanie wearing, mercedes pimping, wannabe machismo Tom Cruise clone golf ball scrubbing chirping fairy, FUCK! sporty Weinstein boy tea bagger. I only want five. Five fucking minutes. To show you why. I'm the darkest half You'll ever nightmare. Bomb in your cell phone Bomb in your cool ring. You fucking lamb lamber Motherfucker you're mine with a box of chocolate covered bullets.

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[10] Bill Z Bub 24-Jul-03/7:03 PM Reply

Yeah, wipe that smarmy grin off his J-Lo Ass munching face. Ten.

[6] http://mulberryfairy 24-Jul-03/7:08 PM Reply

Displaced aggression?

[n/a] Shardik › http://mulberryfairy 24-Jul-03/9:31 PM Reply

I believe this is what one would call 'focused aggression', but nice try!

[6] http://mulberryfairy › Shardik 25-Jul-03/9:05 AM Reply

No, I meant what I said. Ben Afleck, even if you hate him, is not worth the passion you are wasting on him here.

[9] SupremeDreamer 24-Jul-03/7:44 PM Reply

Woa. i guess good will hunting wasnt a favorite of yours. ;P 9.

[10] 68.75.19.117 24-Jul-03/10:00 PM Reply

remember to eat a sandwich afterwards
with some skittles

[6] http://mulberryfairy 27-Jul-03/3:59 PM Reply

FYI: a little sound bite that was on netscape said this, thought you'd appreciate:

"New Breed of Men: Metrosexuals
Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream. And thanks to a certain type of male celebrity (read: David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Affleck), it's now cool for a man to own 43 pairs of Bruno Magli shoes, wear moisturizer, and paint his nails. At least, that's what The New York Times and a handful of papers around the globe say. "

[10] horus8 › http://mulberryfairy 27-Jul-03/4:10 PM Reply

Men have been doing that for 20,000 years already. I believe this goes beyond all of that.

[8] rusty 5-Aug-03/2:33 PM Reply

I needed to smile today

[1] deleted user 1-Oct-03/7:29 PM Reply

Feeling aggressive are we?