poemranker ::HANDRINOS IS A HUMOURLESS PRIG by walrus8

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HANDRINOS IS A HUMOURLESS PRIG

Member since 2003 · Posted 30 Jul 2003 · 5 comments

You might consider my poetry awful, As my son does, As my friends do, And as do thousands of other people. My life is crack and heroin, With or without you in it, So get use to it. You'll quit long before I do, And five years from now When I'm 17 And peaking Creatively, You'll be the first assholes To run around bragging About how I sucked you off Way back when ... Why? Really, Think about that. You think that you have Some sort of basis With your insults? If they were good, I'd concur, But really, This is Barely Funny Or interesting. Rest in peace Knowing That Walrus8 Will make A much more Considerable Offering Artisticly To this planet Spiritually, Mentally, And physically Whether you exist or not.

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5 comments

[n/a] <~> 30-Jul-03/11:08 AM Reply
a might touchy today, eh 195.157.153.253?
[n/a] horus8 30-Jul-03/12:36 PM Reply
You should quote me where applicable, (as in the whole poem since I wrote it) because otherwise, you're such a talentless cad, you can't even plagiarise my comments with out saturating it all in your own homosexual jealous straight edge BORING tantrumesque piddle. Good work 10!
[n/a] SupremeDreamer 30-Jul-03/6:40 PM Reply
eh... wtf. ok.. not sure what this is even sposed to be buts its stupid nontheless.
[n/a] horus8 › SupremeDreamer 30-Jul-03/8:09 PM Reply
Are you blind? It's Euro trash wit with a touch of chilled crab.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 3-Aug-03/3:21 PM Reply
Like to argue much?