Satyrs and fluting the teachers

Member since 2003 · Posted 4 Aug 2003 · Edited 4 Aug 2003 · 13 comments

The universe is my kindergarden Finger painting Uranus on a cheek Is hardly what I would call a bargain, but it is better than hide and go seek Each day grandma drops me off to go preen And I bee line straight for the building blocks Architecturally, I am quite keen That includes reading codes, and picking locks. Prodigy to those upon who's head fell fruit and even those that died in poor vain Especially martyrs bleeding in cells & Oedipus, Nietzsche, Freud & cocaine. These childcare workers are in for a treat When they discover this lad has hooved feet.

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[10] INTRANSIT 4-Aug-03/1:58 PM Reply

I, unfortunately, am not the powers that be. Otherwise I'd hand you your poetryc diploma and kick your fucking ass off poemranker!!!!

[10] INTRANSIT 4-Aug-03/2:00 PM Reply

worker(s)!

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › INTRANSIT 4-Aug-03/2:06 PM Reply

You're write, could you revote sir, and thank you.

[3] poetandknowit › Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/2:35 PM Reply

An old friend who wandered off that way. We believe he might have had a stunning run in gay porn. However, that would require more research than I am up for at present. Literally. So, if you see him, please drop him my regards. That would be ever so kind. You guys might hit is off.

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › poetandknowit 4-Aug-03/2:48 PM Reply

It doesn't really ring a bell.
Perhaps he had a stage name like

Jeff Striker
Mark beauty
Tooty Fruity Booty
Sam Studwell
Harvey Hungwell
Thor Thickland
Micky Porque
&
of course
Bono Van Homostein
Son of Dr. Von Homostein

These are the only people
I know, let me know if that helps.

[3] poetandknowit 4-Aug-03/2:13 PM Reply

Maybe this should have been a paper airplane.

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › poetandknowit 4-Aug-03/2:17 PM Reply

I wouldn't doubt it, maybe it has been already and will be again. Let's take a moment shall we?

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › poetandknowit 4-Aug-03/2:20 PM Reply

But tell me... Does this mean I can't use you as a referral on my resume?

[3] poetandknowit › Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/2:23 PM Reply

You think so slowly you constantly double comment. Think things through before you waste space. At least keep it confined to one box. Sorry, no referrals. I would have to tell the truth. It may hurt your budding career in the porn industry. If you see Alex Graham, please do say hello.

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › poetandknowit 4-Aug-03/2:30 PM Reply

Who?

[8] SupremeDreamer 4-Aug-03/3:15 PM Reply

lol.. nice. hey, btw are you going to point me to the url of that manly p hall essay or what? I mean, i hate being teased and cheated out of an interesting read.

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › SupremeDreamer 4-Aug-03/3:21 PM Reply

Yeah, I'll dig it up.

[0] <~> 4-Aug-03/6:10 PM Reply

hooven? cloven? woven? film at 11?