The Cereal Killer Blues

Member since 2002 · Posted 10 Aug 2003 · 11 comments

In a pea green Fiat I'll save the day While lapping your school with two pints of parfait baby get in, and make it quick Lighting up a Camel, cool zippo flick the side of which plainly states "From the pocket of a killer" You might think you're so 'in crowd' But baby I'm a thriller Cuz I got 29 free ways to kill and a rented rotatiller. * This is my new twelve bar blues song. I would like my friends and peers to finish it for me, and whoever finishes the song the most admirably will share the lyrical rights with me when I record the song this Fall in Venice Beach, California. This is indeed a contest So have fun with it! Lets kill some people! Nuns, politiciancs, Whoever. The next 3 verses are entirely up to the writer's discretion. Yee Haw!

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[n/a] SupremeDreamer 10-Aug-03/11:36 PM Reply

nice start, id finish it, but im no song writer. ;)

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › SupremeDreamer 11-Aug-03/12:08 AM Reply

Yeah, it was my guess to begin with that no one would have the balls to try. Of course dark Angel will come over and do some bombastic parody called " Butt plugging Henry Miller " and maybe one other but overall no one cares to take chances really anymore except for Settle who is on his way over right now to stay on a layover from Japan. That kid can write three ways to China left handed and his ideas are just hilarious. i'll ask him to kill a Nun for me with a weed wacker. Imagine, he's currently doing a treatise on a "Peach" Lol.

[n/a] SupremeDreamer › <{Baba^Yaga}> 11-Aug-03/6:21 AM Reply

not that i dont have the balls, i just dont make songs.. -shrug-

[n/a] INTRANSIT › <{Baba^Yaga}> 11-Aug-03/7:20 AM Reply

You're a tough act to follow. I'm gonna try just for shoits and giggles. printing.......

[7] Mona Lisa 11-Aug-03/4:40 AM Reply

I used to have a Fiat but it broke down on me more times than my ex

[8] http://mulberryfairy 11-Aug-03/7:46 AM Reply

What brand of cereal do you prefer? I was thinking granola to go with the parfait, but correct me if I'm wrong.

[n/a] horus8 › http://mulberryfairy 11-Aug-03/12:08 PM Reply

Jack Daniels.

[n/a] SupremeDreamer 11-Aug-03/11:34 AM Reply

my pockets full of amt vials
thats sure to arouse smiles
as we druggie trip to saturn
ill watch the swirl of colors
frozen in a trance to learn
how to comprehend chaotic visions
of dancin purple men
making wicked incisions
into our skulls to then
suck the liquid out a straw

your soul seduced
pretty lips wide open in awe
as my rough fingers produced
yellow lightin down your creamy thighs
makin those lips breathe dreamy sighs
hopin my exploration discovers
pink tight lips
that'll be sure to make ya buck your hips
leavin you wantin more

depite no erection, dont worry, thats what viagras for
two gulps of rum to send them blue pills down my gullet
and ill ram it hard so you'll feel it

then at 2 am in the mornin,
i ditch the motel we fucked in
to continue explorin
the wonderfull realm of chaos
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Heres my entry.. there, i got balls.. but like i said, i dont write songs lol..

[n/a] horus8 › SupremeDreamer 11-Aug-03/12:08 PM Reply

I see why. Your mind has been sacrificed to your balls. lol. No worries. I just like stirring you up.

[n/a] SupremeDreamer › horus8 12-Aug-03/12:48 AM Reply

yeah, i know. ;) 17 you know, more thoughts concerning fucking and less thoughts about killin. ;P

[0] jh99 28-Feb-10/7:31 AM Reply

If I could use an eraser on the first part it would make it better.Do you have any real lyrics offereings or is this a fun game for you ?