poemranker ::Wolverines, me, and the last American Buffalo. by <{Baba^Yaga}>

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Free verse № 61604

Wolverines, me, and the last American Buffalo.

Member since 2002 · Posted 21 Aug 2003 · Edited 21 Aug 2003 · 2 comments

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[9] richa 21-Aug-03/5:14 AM Reply
and what wavelength are you on?

This sounds like some manic persons conversation.
Very inventive
[n/a] horus8 › richa 21-Aug-03/11:00 AM Reply
That depends on the direction of my bunny ears.