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The Picasso Limerick that Wrote Itself

by TanHand

Member since 2003 · Posted 27 Aug 2003 · Edited 28 Aug 2003 · 13 comments

There once was a man named Picasso There once was some AIDS in "une vaso" The two met one day Which is why we now say There once was a man named Picasso Rock over London Rock on Chicago Dell Computers: Dude, you're getting a Dell

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13 comments

[3] deleted user 27-Aug-03/9:19 PM Reply
Cream!
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › deleted user 27-Aug-03/11:06 PM Reply
Opie!
[n/a] dmzoacan › <{Baba^Yaga}> 28-Aug-03/9:15 AM Reply
Where for art thou pie??????// MERCU: call for me tommorow and thou shalt find me a besliced and partially eaten man!! TYBALT: pluck up your pie knife by the ears and something something ROMEO: BANISHED?? NO!!!! THERE'ST BE NO WORLD OUTSIDE PIE-CRUST WALLS IAGO: SQUAAAWWWK LEAR: I am very very old
[7] Don-Quixote 28-Aug-03/6:46 AM Reply
cmon, thats weak mother fucker.

Its like that cute joke made by a fourteen yearold at his friends birthday party.

tan, i expected better.. show me some real hardcore shit you bastard.

that said, heres a 7.
[n/a] dmzoacan › Don-Quixote 28-Aug-03/9:12 AM Reply
my other eye! oww! This was a poemranker in-joke, id-iot.
[7] Don-Quixote › dmzoacan 28-Aug-03/10:33 AM Reply
so?
[n/a] horus8 › Don-Quixote 28-Aug-03/2:31 PM Reply
Poe
[7] Don-Quixote › horus8 28-Aug-03/2:46 PM Reply
i never really did care much for his poetry.
[n/a] horus8 › Don-Quixote 28-Aug-03/3:10 PM Reply
That's because he wasn't a poet, young man. He was a story teller. Read 'William Wilson' or 'the system of Dr. Tarr and professor Fether'. 'Ms. found in a bottle' was a good story too. he wrote a lot tales, not a lot of poetry.
[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet › horus8 28-Aug-03/4:56 PM Reply
-nod- Before i go read these titles that you have delivered onto my hands, may i ask: was he a good story teller?
[0] Edna Sweetlove 20-May-06/5:09 PM Reply
About as funny as syphilis.
[n/a] ALChemy 20-May-06/11:40 PM Reply
Picasso died in april of 1973, long before the AIDS epidemic. Keith Haring's probably the most famous painter who has died of AIDS.
[0] Edna Sweetlove 21-May-06/5:14 AM Reply
Genuinely unamusing. Well done! Also Picasso and Vaso don't rhyme. Brilliant! 0/10.