poemranker ::Lie2Me: Sexual Frustration by Y2kSlamPoet

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Lie2Me: Sexual Frustration

Member since 2003 · Posted 28 Aug 2003 · 5 comments

- Lie2MePinnochio I only need your name to make fun of you: I'm curious, are you that desperate? I am amazed that you actually endure the splinters that your rotten twat gets each time Pinnochio lies. Might I suggest getting a rubber dildo? Less damage, and might give you some amount of dignity. By the way, has Picasso been in bed with you? Has your face been captured with his brush? Did his decomposing hands fondle your tits, and did you moan? Secret Dialogue Between Lie2Me and Picasso: Admit it, your a masochist, you love to suffer, and I'm your lover, the sadist I love to give you pain. I am the boxer, and you enjoy every blow that I thrust into your face, you are proud to be my work of art.. we were meant for each other. Masochist: Lie to me... Sadist: No... *evil grin* (Old joke.. Give me a zero for it!) Hunting season is in. --------------------------------------------------------- BTW: SupremeDreamer, DreamerSupreme, and Don-Quixote want me to tell you that.. they love you, despite their mean comments and awful poetry that tarnished Picasso's good name.

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[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet 28-Aug-03/3:55 PM Reply
Gosh.. i got me a blue zero.. lie2me, i bet your just waiting anonymously, always on the watch for when i will dishonor picasso, or make fun of you.. your sad.. sad woman, you dont have the spine to come out and give me the green zero and add a comment to show everyone your nonexistent intelligence.
[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> 28-Aug-03/8:21 PM Reply
Ha ha ha. What about Van goooo?
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › <{Baba^Yaga}> 29-Aug-03/12:48 AM Reply
hrmm.. i leave that for you, because, fuck.. i never thought of that, lol. damn you.
[n/a] Settle 28-Aug-03/10:31 PM Reply
Or Gerhard Bonerchter. Wait that doesn't work. Boneridgett Riley?? No, that's even worse. Cicely Boner?? No, terrible. Versmear?? Leonardo Da Pinchie? Marc ShagAll? Jean Arpboner??? FUCK IT ALL.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › Settle 29-Aug-03/12:46 AM Reply
i think all your left with is Mr. Hand..