Perversions 8: The Reckoning

Gerbiling John Doe, though you'd never suspect him inserts furry pets in his rectum Though doctors have since remarked on claw prints John Doe says saran wrap will protect him. Voyeurism For Two A tradition we go through each night 'neath the window of nubile Ms. White Us two get our kicks between mad camera clicks And the shrubbery damage is slight. Necrophilia (revisited) Mad Marvin (a bit of a pig) remarked while exhuming Ms. Bigg "Though the flesh 'round her waist has quite turned to paste I declare she was welll worth the dig!"