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Call Me Lional

Member since 2002 · Posted 1 Aug 2002 · 2 comments

"I want suck your toe," said the man to the ho You can dress in leather in this cold weather I will dress in vinal you can call me Lional We will go see "Beaches" and I will suck your peaches I put on the whip cream while you let out a little scream I got up to brush my teeth and I heard you scream out "Keith" I said, "What the fuck" just my luck I tried to find something with which to hit you but you just sat in the corner and looked so blue A tear ran down my cheek as I looked at you and thought, "what a freak" written by T.S. and C.L. in a drunken stupor

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[3] horus8 1-Aug-02/1:24 AM Reply

i am a professional drinker.. i dare say a bit too "Bukowsky", but no amount of booze could alter my medium that critically. sober or plowed. you both fail. no beak..no hoof. no hopei

[0] poetandknowit 26-Aug-02/10:17 AM Reply

Consider you were trying for the joke element you deserve no praise.