Jesus and the spider (Should have bought a GT 500 Glider)

Silence and cobwebs simple designs yet- I think jesus is caught in one of those kicking with his free foot blood screams escape his lips. Forgive the spider, and get yourself a GT 500 Glider with power brakes, and for heaven sakes, drink that divine wine. Droplets fall to my floor, its nice to have some color been having grey visions for much to long folks, and now red hindu dots are a fad. Today the pope cried, said so much for religion, our saviour had a head on collision with inevitability. Chuckle and smile its a funny sight to see gods son wrapped like a mummy when the bastard ain't Egyptian. Will they build him a pyramid, or bury him like common folk? Was he man or god? Who knows, another interesting character in the big book called the bible, awarded the Incest Award along with the Squished Eye Medal. Fools, couldn't eat a metaphor nevermind a book filled with em. Only the strong survive, and thank god for that- or wait, isn't that evolutionism? Praise Darwin! He had the GT 500 Glider with self-implemented super power brakes.