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Dale Winton's Buttocks

by Ya Kid K

Member since 2003 · Posted 30 Oct 2003 · 5 comments

Some say they are too rough. Some say they are too pink. Some say they are too hairy. Some say they really stink. Some say they are too soft. Some say they're too oft splayed. Some say they're strangely clammy. Let's beat them with a spade!

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5 comments

[n/a] INTRANSIT 30-Oct-03/10:18 AM Reply
someone should beat you with a spade. I'd sell tickets.
[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> 30-Oct-03/12:40 PM Reply
My idea of a late night toss. 10!
[3] titan69 30-Oct-03/1:17 PM Reply
great start!!! but then you made an arse of it??
[0] poetandknowit 30-Oct-03/7:11 PM Reply
It was so cute in those days when you were just poor little Ranger – the little brit popper that couldn’t.
[2] Edna Sweetlove 13-Aug-06/3:24 AM Reply
The first seven lines are OK. The last line is trash. Here is my revised and improved 2nd stanza for you.

Some say they are too soft.
Some say they're rather rugged.
Some say they're strangely clammy.
Especially after being buggered.

PS Who is Dale Winton?