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Free verse № 7732

Debt Collector

Member since 2002 · Posted 6 Aug 2002 · 0 comments

Got my self into debt don't know how to pay it off just yet The bank manager gave me call said "we're repossesing everything, all" He came round took the video, Tv Even took my clothes and my house key Now I 'm left living in a tent people seem to think i've gone a bit bent People stop and stare cos they took my clothes and I'm all bare! It isn't that bad, it's quite fun Going around with my big bare bum Actually I suggest you give the bank a ring tell 'em to come round and reposse everything Then you can also live in a teepee and won't have to pull down your pants to have a pee We could all run naked on the earth take off your corsets and show your real girth being all naked on my own can be lonely sometimes it makes me grumpy and moany so if you don't want to join in my games please don't be mean and call me names and when it's cold and your there with your nice warm tea please spare a thought for little naked me!

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