poemranker ::I don't know why I love Def Lepard For Settle by horus8

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I don't know why I love Def Lepard For Settle

Member since 2002 · Posted 31 Dec 2003 · 2 comments

I don't have a best friend, but if I did it would be you. The day you showed up at my house. With a buxom jew and a size 16 shoe. I knew I loved Def Lepard I knew I had blind Puma I learned tigers were for rivers, and the rich swam up in Zuma. I knew it was just a matter of minutes before uncle Ben was boiled, and my mother boinked me for a chunk of laughing dry ice. I knew nothing then. I know even less now, but I know you are my friend, and you have big feet, and a wonderful taste in women's underwear. "The drummer from Def Leopard has only got one arm." Jimmy Pop circa 96. "Listen, I hooked you guys up with the fish and the bread? But what do you want me to do with the cow?" Jesus Christ, yesterday at Home depot.

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[9] richa 31-Dec-03/2:19 PM Reply
'the drummer from def leopard has only one arm'?

Thats nothing, the guy who produces their records is a dog!
[n/a] horus8 › richa 11-Aug-04/1:18 AM Reply
Clever.