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Jesus-f-ingChrist I'm Sober

by embersandenvelopes

Member since 2004 · Posted 1 Apr 2004 · 7 comments

So it's almost 5 and somewhere in Baltmore minus a few years Tori sings. I'm here mumbling about how I'd like to shit on religion if I wasn't worried about the possibility of Hell in my final second. Well, so I've screwed that up, too, but the Ark was just a story written to keep all of us sheep as sheep. Baa-ahhh. Where's my drink?

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[10] Stephen Robins 1-Apr-04/2:40 AM Reply
An accident involving your bum and a gay man's knob.
[n/a] Nicholas Jones 1-Apr-04/7:33 AM Reply
Why do you feel the need to censor your own use of the word 'fucking'? Are you so ground down by the repressive culture of your country you can't even bear to type it out properly?
[n/a] embersandenvelopes › Nicholas Jones 5-Apr-04/12:26 AM Reply
If you noticed, I didn't sensor the word "shit". Maybe it has less to do with my repressive culture and more to do with making a point you didn't grasp? Perhaps this is due to you focusing too much on repressive cultures and less on the words between words.
[8] richa 1-Apr-04/8:05 AM Reply
Like how you got from sheep to where's my drink in one easy step.
[8] Shuushin 1-Apr-04/3:31 PM Reply
sheep is as sheep does. not baaaa-ahd.
[9] New Life Drug 1-Apr-04/7:03 PM Reply
damn yo
[9] New Life Drug 1-Apr-04/7:04 PM Reply
i had a sheep once. it was a dumbass.