Riding High On My Ignore List

Member since 2002 · Posted 15 Apr 2004 · 4 comments

I trust you are aware That you've been placed on ignore. Thinking "That's not fair?" My love you still implore Though you hate me to the core, From your trailer park in Arkansas Blowing big poppa's band saw, and watching Hee Haw. Diffident, and homely... I'll have you know I get death threats from 10 year old Central American refugees that leave more of a scintilla upon my sole. You say romantic things like: "Horus, you fucking faggot I see your mommy breast fed a maggot" "You are good looking, you should die you should dynamite squat then swallow lye" "Have you tasted Momma's Humble Pie? You bastard heathen, your sole will fry!" "No", I say, but then I descry... Wait, wait, you're right! How could I have not known? I'm as queer as a midget on stilts with a satellite phone. I have biscuits and gravy and a fibrilating fanny A pack mule on smack with an anus that's grainy... You might ask how I would know that? Well I fucked you too, and you're a Jack Ass-Hat?

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[n/a] deleted user 15-Apr-04/12:14 PM Reply

Sorry, I just don't know this scene. No comment. No offense.

[9] wilco 15-Apr-04/3:41 PM Reply

I don't really get a lot of it either, but it's funny as hell.

[6] ggawrysi 18-Apr-04/10:54 PM Reply

it's weaker than your past stuff... i just finished reading about a dozen of your past poems. there's no real point, and the fact that it starts with an AIM reference turned me off. if the whole poem had been about a messenging service it would have a lot of potential.

[n/a] Shardik › ggawrysi 19-Apr-04/9:33 AM Reply

If the whole poem was about a messaging service, and I assumed writing about a messaging service would be somehow exciting, I'd then be classifiably as lonely and pathetic as you, and I don't see that happening, it's actually about allpoetry.com thank you for your useless fodder and wasting my time with your wasted words. See, I use poemranker as a online journal and back up memory of sorts, so I really don't post these with any intentions outside of a need for copys. Have a lovely day.