Bob Jones Walked the Biscuits

by Modulo

Member since 2001 · Posted 21 Apr 2004 · 6 comments

I like the haiku. Short poetic forms are fun, even for people.

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[6] zodiac 21-Apr-04/5:54 PM Reply

metahaiku (Meta-Ku) by ex0teric

One, two, three, four, five
Now you must count to seven
Then the first, again

Metametahaiku (Meta-Ku) by -=Dark_Angel=-

Haikus are easy.
A first-class dunce could write one
About writing one.

This is Bad (Free verse) by newagepoet2000

This is bad haiku
Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
Very very bad

i love this shit (Haiku) by Yatasuma

I write haikus be-
Cause they are easy, only
take 30 seconds

Can we all agree the Meta-Ku is tapped out? Yes, we can.

[10] Shuushin › zodiac 22-Apr-04/8:21 AM Reply

No, its not. Don't be a dork.

[6] zodiac › Shuushin 22-Apr-04/8:35 AM Reply

The Meta-Ku to End All Meta-Kus.

The bowl has caught all
Save a few dangling dribbles:
Leave them to form crust.

My 'data collection technique' was to run a poem details search of the term 'haiku', as any respectable meta-ku would include 'haiku' in the text. That is, if 'respectable meta-ku' weren't a contradiction in terms on the scale of, oh say, 'an enormous violetsuede-induced erection.'

[10] Shuushin › zodiac 22-Apr-04/8:23 AM Reply

And you missed mine - your data collection technique is flawed. You fail.

[n/a] Modulo › zodiac 22-Apr-04/4:14 PM Reply

Yes, I agree, you are definitely a dork.

[10] Shuushin 22-Apr-04/8:22 AM Reply

SEE - now thats a finish. Nicely done.