-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.13 May 2004

You must satisfy one of the following:

a) only ever wear black velvet suits, black silk shirts and bright single-colour ties, and walk around college scowling at everyone.

b) be an abominable offspring of a giant owl, dye your hair a different colour twice a week and lollop around college in striped knee-length socks, huge negro shorts and an Atari t-shirt.

c) style yourself as "Dr Evil" and have gay homo sex with men.