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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

Member since 10 May 2002 · 45 poems · 10 favorites

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I am a courtly white-haired gentleman who dresses impeccably. You are an uncouth bum.
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Backwater Hall, Mortshire
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An escaped loom
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4 Jun 2025, 5:53 PM
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FormVotesAverage
Free verse3857.15
Haiku465.72
Lyric416.88
Limerick168.38
Ode125.92
Concrete110.00
Other476.36
Sonnet1310.00
Villanelle47.50
Pimple18.00
Acrostic25.50
Ghazal110.00
Glosa110.00
Terza Rima110.00
Prose Poem29.00
All5737.05

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FormComments
Free verse4446
Haiku434
Lyric438
Limerick240
Ode178
Concrete30
Other551
Sonnet112
Villanelle43
Sestina23
Pimple17
Meta-Ku2
Acrostic16
Triolet2
Ghazal1
Glosa2
Programming23
Cinquain4
Terza Rima8
Prose Poem29
Senryu2
All6601

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10 poems marked as favorites.

Poems45 by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

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  1. The Man Who Drooped
    Ode 10 comments last vote 25 Jul 2008 (8) last comment 23 Apr 2020
    5.94 6 votes
  2. Here are the wipes
    Free verse 11 comments last vote 25 Feb 2008 (9) last comment 25 Feb 2008
    5.91 8 votes
  3. Plurals
    Free verse 8 comments last vote 19 Feb 2007 (7) last comment 19 Feb 2007
    5.08 7 votes
  4. Journey To The Centre Of The Loom
    Ode 21 comments last vote 31 Mar 2011 (9) last comment 31 Mar 2011
    5.36 6 votes
  5. I Got the Romanian Flea-Bitten Blues
    Lyric 8 comments last vote 13 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 23 Aug 2006
    5.67 8 votes
  6. Skellington Bakery
    Free verse 8 comments last vote 13 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 23 Aug 2006
    6.05 10 votes
  7. The Peccadillary
    Free verse 11 comments last vote 13 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 11 Apr 2006
    6.85 10 votes
  8. Harp Song of the Prawne Men
    Ode 17 comments last vote 13 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 4 Mar 2006
    5.26 5 votes
  9. "46 million babies a year"
    Other 9 comments last vote 25 Jun 2007 (0) last comment 6 Feb 2006
    6.50 10 votes
  10. Applicative-Order Fixed-Point Operator
    Programming 41 comments last vote 25 Sep 2006 (10) last comment 7 Jun 2005
    5.00 4 votes
  11. Disable
    Free verse 15 comments last vote 21 Jul 2005 (10) last comment 25 Apr 2005
    6.00 9 votes
  12. Metametahaiku
    Meta-Ku 13 comments last vote 2 Jan 2011 (7) last comment 16 Oct 2004
    6.70 30 votes
  13. Good King Brownceslas
    Lyric 23 comments last vote 25 Jun 2007 (0) last comment 23 Aug 2006
    6.14 11 votes
  14. The Winturd Tale of Sir Donald Nudesby
    Other 11 comments last vote 25 Aug 2026 (10) last comment 4 Feb 2021
    7.13 12 votes
  15. Tales From The Outhouse
    Lyric 62 comments last vote 5 Apr 2006 (10) last comment 6 Feb 2006
    6.22 26 votes
  16. The Ballade of Hollis Browne
    Lyric 14 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (5) last comment 22 Aug 2004
    6.10 10 votes
  17. The Grandfather Suite
    Limerick 49 comments last vote 15 May 2006 (2) last comment 15 May 2006
    5.19 7 votes
  18. His Master's Jodhpurs
    Free verse 49 comments last vote 28 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 21 Jan 2005
    7.03 25 votes
  19. The Waiting Room
    Free verse 46 comments last vote 2 Oct 2006 (0) last comment 4 Jan 2004
    5.83 24 votes
  20. To those who'd share their heartfelt feelings with the world
    Haiku 24 comments last vote 2 Jan 2011 (3) last comment 2 Apr 2004
    5.47 36 votes
  21. The Gentleman
    Free verse 48 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 3 Mar 2005
    6.75 107 votes
  22. Beggar's Indulgence
    Haiku 13 comments last vote 2 Jan 2011 (8) last comment 29 Oct 2003
    6.67 36 votes
  23. Dr. Skellington
    Villanelle 25 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 9 May 2004
    6.56 41 votes
  24. IRONSHOE
    Villanelle 13 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 10 May 2004
    6.24 24 votes
  25. Child of my Buttocks
    Lyric 60 comments last vote 4 Apr 2007 (0) last comment 13 Aug 2006
    6.60 181 votes
  26. AIDS Bonanza!
    Limerick 72 comments last vote 9 Feb 2007 (7) last comment 12 Feb 2007
    6.38 92 votes
  27. Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME)
    Other 39 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 29 Oct 2003
    6.73 141 votes
  28. The Precious Thing
    Free verse 15 comments last vote 22 Jul 2005 (10) last comment 22 Jul 2005
    6.83 25 votes
  29. The Crutchling
    Lyric 12 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 29 Oct 2003
    5.70 19 votes
  30. Unfortunate Semen Incident
    Limerick 18 comments last vote 23 May 2008 (10) last comment 23 Aug 2006
    5.15 47 votes
  31. Ethnic Smells
    Ode 19 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 30 Jun 2004
    4.50 32 votes
  32. Wipe Before You Weep
    Ode 8 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 22 Oct 2003
    4.97 35 votes
  33. Voyage of the Browne
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 27 Oct 2003
    6.59 39 votes
  34. Whispers of the Night
    Free verse 14 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 24 May 2004
    5.81 20 votes
  35. The Weaver's Curse
    Haiku 17 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 1 Jul 2004
    5.37 27 votes
  36. AIDS in a Glass
    Limerick 86 comments last vote 15 Aug 2006 (0) last comment 15 Aug 2006
    3.53 162 votes
  37. Wise Clogg!
    Limerick 24 comments last vote 15 May 2006 (1) last comment 15 May 2006
    4.93 61 votes
  38. Oldfinger
    Free verse 7 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 29 Jun 2004
    6.21 16 votes
  39. I've got the eaten my crustacean soulmate blues
    Lyric 7 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 22 Oct 2003
    5.95 18 votes
  40. The Embrowning
    Free verse 11 comments last vote 24 Aug 2006 (1) last comment 24 Aug 2006
    6.26 57 votes
  41. Uninformed, pseudo-philosophical thoughts about existence
    Haiku 13 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 22 Oct 2003
    6.31 36 votes
  42. S
    Haiku 7 comments last vote 2 Jan 2011 (6) last comment 22 Oct 2003
    5.29 28 votes
  43. The Beggar
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 31 May 2005 (0) last comment 22 Oct 2003
    4.24 22 votes
  44. AIDS in a van
    Limerick 121 comments last vote 1 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 31 Mar 2011
    3.15 240 votes
  45. The Nude
    Free verse 71 comments last vote 19 Jun 2005 (8) last comment 31 Mar 2011
    3.68 136 votes

Across them: score 5.77 from 1906 votes · mean rank 3390.82 · 1186 comments · last vote 25 Aug 2026 · last comment 4 Feb 2021