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Plurals

by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

Member since 2002 · Posted 16 Feb 2007 · 7 comments

The plural of "Rhombus" is "Rhombi". The plural of "Octopus" is "Octopodes". The plural of "Beef Wellington" is "Beeves Wellington". The plural of "Guinea Pig" is "Guineas Pig". The plural of "Rolf Harris" is "Rolves Harris". The plural of "Gortex Jacket" is "Gortices Jacket".

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[8] Stephen Robins 16-Feb-07/8:05 AM Reply
Along a similar theme:

A bolus bearded wound of Rockmages
A rampant herd of Dovinas
A greasy slag of Bethys
A splitarse of Katies

[n/a] Dovina 16-Feb-07/9:27 AM Reply
The plural of “-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.” is “-=Darkies_Angel=-, Private In flagrante delicto.”
[4] nentwined 16-Feb-07/11:31 AM Reply
I'll take a Guiness, you pig!

Cute. But doesn't do it for me.

Minus a point for not having "fish" as per rockmage.

Extra point for the word "Gortices".
[n/a] richa 16-Feb-07/2:17 PM Reply
Octopodes is my favourite.
[8] Ranger 19-Feb-07/1:16 AM Reply
The plural of "terrible poeme" is "www.allpoetry.com"
[8] Stephen Robins › Ranger 19-Feb-07/6:30 AM Reply
LOLTTM!!!!!!!!!!!

What a terribly offensive joke!!!!!!
[7] SupremeDreamer 19-Feb-07/6:00 PM Reply
wtf?