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The Beggar

Member since 2002 · Posted 11 May 2002 · 5 comments

Spare me a dime? Shut the fuck up! Spare me a dime? Fuck you buddy! Perhaps we're all just beggars? Begging to be set free From the persistent begging Of actual beggars I hate them I do hate them

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[9] -=SeTTle=- 11-May-02/10:30 PM Reply

Most of your poems aren't very funny. This one is.

remember HATE THE AUDIENCE. We laugh when you're angry and we're angry when you laugh.

[10] Jill Stockinger 14-Jul-02/3:18 PM Reply

Not very good.

[10] horus8 17-Jul-02/12:24 AM Reply

Church-cafaterias (that's all they're really good for), salvaton army shelters, and my blue raincoat.. thay's all i need then i'm gone..well maybe this pen..Oh and that lamp, but that's it .That's all i need. then i'm outta here (A bad improved quote of steve martin in the jerk) Sheer capatalistic humor.t

[10] razorgrin 7-Aug-02/4:17 PM Reply

the only upside of the homeless is nobody looks for them when they mysteriously go missing.

[10] horus8 7-Aug-02/4:47 PM Reply

i actually quoted this to a one bi-cuspid toothed vicious bean pole skinny vagrant last night when she started rubbing on me for cigarettes. i shouldn't have...she never left me alone, and now i've had to move her in, but she does vaccuum..naked..pest control-maid. brash concept.but ...just..maybe...do-able..gotta go! punch has arrivedd