poemranker ::Ethnic Smells by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

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Ode № 2901

Ethnic Smells

by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

Member since 2002 · Posted 10 Jun 2002 · Edited 18 Jun 2002 · 16 comments

What kind of smells... are Ethnic smells? Good smells? Bad smells! Smells in between! Dirty smells! Sweaty smells! Smells most unclean! Old smells! New smells! Smells that sour your smile! Strange smells! Odd smells! Odours base and vile! Brown smells! Frown smells! Foul, farty ones! Sinful smells! Naughty smells! Like you've got the runs! Carpet smells! Kitchen smells! Smells that make you sick! Asian smells! Other smells! I wish that I was Ethnic!

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16 comments

[0] deleted user 12-Jun-02/7:49 PM Reply
this poem chilled me to the bone, what is an ethnic smell? what is ethnic; a member of a minority group who retains the customs, language, or social views of the group. So tell me what do you think the smell is now, prehaps you were pretaining to African Americans, Native americans, Asian Americans, Latin American, and the list gose on. I will be contacting the F.B.I.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 12-Jun-02/7:51 PM Reply
Your reply chilled me to the bum. I suppose you think you're standing up for ethnic minorities by giving a token 'concerned' reply, do you? Well, I've got news for you: I'm contacting the F.B.I. And you may lay to that.
[n/a] ErgoErgun 13-Jun-02/4:04 PM Reply
I'll drink to that.
[5] Satine 19-Jun-02/7:57 PM Reply
sounds like a childrens book, I like it.
[6] -=SeTTle=- 30-Jun-02/6:41 PM Reply
The polacks, kikes, carpet sellers, shovelheads, bohunks, porch monkeys, mics, pakies, ricans, wetbacks, frostbacks, wops, wogs, frogs, ruskies, zipperheads and krauts smell fine to me. It's the women I don't like.
[4] deleted user 10-Jul-02/4:11 PM Reply
for some reason this poem reminded me of dr.suess book ' the foot book' you did a good job anyway.
[3] Twisted Wizard 14-Jul-02/11:34 PM Reply
contact the f.b.i for what? that is utterly childish i swear
[5] ARTIE 17-Jul-02/6:21 PM Reply
Hmmmmm! This smells of....not the F.B.I., but of why?
[10] horus8 23-Jul-02/4:14 PM Reply
Sooo.. i missed you do you have a sac to talk. cheer me up you mad minstrel. i'm on a substance abuse diet and looking for a luscious verbal flailing. hurt me. please. hugs7 kisses "the son of osiris"o
[6] nentwined 11-Sep-02/12:55 PM Reply
Seus is always a favorite.
[0] smlink84 21-Jun-03/9:05 PM Reply
I don't know why I keep reading your pointless poems. Yet I believe that there is still hope to be lingered upon.
[1] daniella 30-Jul-03/7:38 PM Reply
you smell, and that is all we can tell
[7] http://mulberryfairy 30-Jul-03/7:46 PM Reply
Is this a cryptic message to your forsakenbro? I aspire to breathe and secrete garlic through my very pores with the best of the extra garlic hummus eaters of this earth.
[8] Stephen Robins 29-Jun-04/5:46 AM Reply
Your first decent poeme.
[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 29-Jun-04/9:28 PM Reply
Talking of ethnic smells, look what I found in Singapore!

http://tinyurl.com/273w3

http://tinyurl.com/yrbnh
[8] Stephen Robins › wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 30-Jun-04/6:31 AM Reply
Your dedication to guffranker.com is admirable - most people touring the far east would be emptying themselves into the local nightlife. However as you are probably still encased in a pair of deep vein thrombosis tights following the 12 hr flight I beleive you have been most wise not to feast on the local victuals.