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Fraser Allonby Q.C.

Member since 28 Mar 2003 · 30 poems · 0 favorites

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I spend most of my time knocking one off in the bogs in my office about our 16 year old office junior. I intersperse this with surfing the web, sending e-mails and picking my nasal passages for large salty delights. I earn more than the rest of you put to together for doing this. You are probably all scared about job losses because you have neither the drive nor the aptitude to be able to think for yourselves and create anything other than a small streak of semen on your palms after a good tug.
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Location
Iraq
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Razzle
Last active
8 May 2007, 7:03 AM
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FormVotesAverage
Free verse1247.86
Haiku59.80
Lyric106.20
Limerick610.00
Ode78.57
Other93.44
Sonnet29.50
Villanelle210.00
Sestina18.00
Pimple110.00
All1677.75

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FormComments
Free verse288
Haiku13
Lyric17
Limerick37
Ode12
Concrete2
Other33
Sonnet3
Villanelle3
Sestina3
Pimple9
Triolet1
Programming2
All423

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Poems30 by Fraser Allonby Q.C.

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  1. The exile returns
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 22 Feb 2007 (6) last comment 22 Feb 2007
    5.18 4 votes
  2. patty t is totally gay
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 16 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 13 Feb 2006
    4.80 3 votes
  3. PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE
    Ode 5 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (2) last comment 6 May 2005
    6.11 9 votes
  4. Reflections on the current U.K. general election campaign
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 21 Apr 2005
    4.56 3 votes
  5. How to treat young ladies
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 18 May 2005
    5.58 7 votes
  6. Questions for CLS
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 12 Mar 2005
    5.45 6 votes
  7. Conjugate the verb
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 20 Feb 2005
    4.70 4 votes
  8. Bad-Ass Mudder-Fugger
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (5) last comment 17 Jan 2005
    4.97 4 votes
  9. Whemying
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (4) last comment 23 Feb 2005
    5.14 5 votes
  10. Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos?
    Free verse 19 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 17 Dec 2004
    4.85 4 votes
  11. Absurdly Hairy Quendo
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (5) last comment 1 Oct 2004
    5.24 5 votes
  12. Hairy Quendo
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 27 Sep 2004
    4.80 3 votes
  13. Hoopla
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 20 Sep 2004
    5.04 6 votes
  14. The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law
    Other 42 comments last vote 2 Feb 2021 (6) last comment 16 Oct 2017
    7.20 49 votes
  15. The Brigadier's Motto
    Free verse 15 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (1) last comment 3 May 2004
    5.14 5 votes
  16. QUENDOCRACY
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (1) last comment 5 Apr 2004
    5.64 8 votes
  17. Lunacy
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (5) last comment 26 Aug 2004
    5.83 9 votes
  18. Suggestions
    Free verse 7 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 10 Feb 2004
    5.04 7 votes
  19. A Beard Most Foul
    Other 24 comments last vote 20 Oct 2006 (10) last comment 20 Oct 2006
    6.64 11 votes
  20. SIR FRASER
    Limerick 8 comments last vote 4 Apr 2006 (4) last comment 21 May 2004
    6.00 10 votes
  21. Lady Diana Spencer
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 9 Oct 2008 (2) last comment 7 Jul 2004
    5.00 6 votes
  22. Wanksta
    Limerick 7 comments last vote 10 Feb 2006 (4) last comment 28 Nov 2004
    5.06 9 votes
  23. Christ Kebab
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (2) last comment 14 Oct 2003
    5.40 6 votes
  24. ADAM IS A HEMASEX
    Other 5 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (7) last comment 14 Oct 2003
    5.10 5 votes
  25. An Ode to Anal Joy
    Ode 6 comments last vote 1 Feb 2021 (10) last comment 14 Oct 2003
    5.67 8 votes
  26. Love Squirts
    Free verse 7 comments last vote 1 Feb 2021 (0) last comment 10 Aug 2006
    4.41 11 votes
  27. Glimpse of hope in time of war
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (5) last comment 14 Oct 2003
    5.19 5 votes
  28. My anal protrusion
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 23 Jan 2023 (0) last comment 14 Oct 2003
    4.64 6 votes
  29. Ode to a cock muncher
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (7) last comment 14 Oct 2003
    5.54 8 votes
  30. Junior Trees
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 14 Oct 2003
    5.30 8 votes

Across them: score 5.31 from 234 votes · mean rank 5791.27 · 209 comments · last vote 23 Jan 2023 · last comment 16 Oct 2017