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About: I spend most of my time knocking one off in the bogs in my office about our 16 year old office junior. I intersperse this with surfing the web, sending e-mails and picking my nasal passages for large salty delights. I earn more than the rest of you put to together for doing this. You are probably all scared about job losses because you have neither the drive nor the aptitude to be able to think for yourselves and create anything other than a small streak of semen on your palms after a good tug.
Homepage: http://www.memepool.com
Location: Iraq
Referrer: Razzle
Date Joined: 28-Mar-03/6:47 AM
Last Active: 8-May-07/7:03 AM
Last Login: 8-May-07/7:03 AM (see ips by user)
Last poems posted:
The exile returns22-Feb-07/4:33 AM
patty t is totally gay13-Feb-06/6:23 AM
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE3-May-05/2:29 PM

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Voting history:
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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 124 7.86
Haiku 5 9.80
Lyric 10 6.20
Limerick 6 10.00
Ode 7 8.57
Other 9 3.44
Sonnet 2 9.50
Villanelle 2 10.00
Sestina 1 8.00
Pimple 1 10.00
1677.75
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 288
Haiku 13
Lyric 17
Limerick 37
Ode 12
Concrete 2
Other 33
Sonnet 3
Villanelle 3
Sestina 3
Pimple 9
Triolet 1
Programming 2
423
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The exile returns Free verse 5.18;4 22-Feb-07 (6) 4880 22-Feb-07 6
patty t is totally gay Free verse 4.80;3 16-Jan-07 (0) 11122 13-Feb-06 1
PLEASE VOTE FOR MELANIE Ode 6.11;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 1119 06-May-05 5
Reflections on the current U.K. general election campaign Free verse 4.56;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 12632 21-Apr-05 1
How to treat young ladies Free verse 5.58;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2406 18-May-05 10
Questions for CLS Free verse 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2953 12-Mar-05 3
Conjugate the verb Free verse 4.70;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 11990 20-Feb-05 4
Bad-Ass Mudder-Fugger Free verse 4.97;4 29-Aug-07 (5) 8450 17-Jan-05 2
Whemying Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (4) 5399 23-Feb-05 1
Where's Jeremi B. Handrinos? Free verse 4.85;4 29-Aug-07 (0) 10560 17-Dec-04 19
Absurdly Hairy Quendo Free verse 5.24;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 4073 01-Oct-04 2
Hairy Quendo Free verse 4.80;3 29-Aug-07 (0) 11157 27-Sep-04 1
Hoopla Free verse 5.04;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 6987 20-Sep-04 1
The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law Other 7.20;49 02-Feb-21 (6) 18 16-Oct-17 42
The Brigadier's Motto Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (1) 5387 03-May-04 15
QUENDOCRACY Free verse 5.64;8 29-Aug-07 (1) 2161 05-Apr-04 1
Lunacy Free verse 5.83;9 29-Aug-07 (5) 1618 26-Aug-04 6
Suggestions Free verse 5.04;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 7208 10-Feb-04 7
A Beard Most Foul Other 6.64;11 20-Oct-06 (10) 574 20-Oct-06 24
SIR FRASER Limerick 6.00;10 04-Apr-06 (4) 1272 21-May-04 8
Lady Diana Spencer Free verse 5.00;6 09-Oct-08 (2) 7583 07-Jul-04 4
Wanksta Limerick 5.06;9 10-Feb-06 (4) 6802 28-Nov-04 7
Christ Kebab Free verse 5.40;6 29-Aug-07 (2) 3125 14-Oct-03 4
ADAM IS A HEMASEX Other 5.10;5 29-Aug-07 (7) 6085 14-Oct-03 5
An Ode to Anal Joy Ode 5.67;8 01-Feb-21 (10) 2015 14-Oct-03 6
Love Squirts Free verse 4.41;11 01-Feb-21 (0) 12946 10-Aug-06 7
Glimpse of hope in time of war Free verse 5.19;5 29-Aug-07 (5) 4657 14-Oct-03 3
My anal protrusion Free verse 4.64;6 23-Jan-23 (0) 12378 14-Oct-03 5
Ode to a cock muncher Free verse 5.54;8 29-Aug-07 (7) 2499 14-Oct-03 6
Junior Trees Free verse 5.30;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 3666 14-Oct-03 3
5.31;234 23-Jan-23 5790.73 16-Oct-17 209




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