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Member since 2003 · Posted 9 Feb 2004 · 6 comments

1. Eat a whole packet of custard creams. 2. Break wind. 3. Visit an orthodontist. 4. Speak to your aunt. 5. Cry. 6. Do the Shake 'n' Vac. 7. Put the freshness back. 8. Sing a song of sixpence. 9. Relax. 10. And breathe out.

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[n/a] deleted user 9-Feb-04/12:25 PM Reply

11. Acceptance into the raunchnpaunch kingdome that is Jeremi P Handrinos.

[10] Shardik › deleted user 9-Feb-04/1:06 PM Reply

[n/a] Shuushin 9-Feb-04/12:39 PM Reply

what exactly is a custard cream, anyway?

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Shuushin 9-Feb-04/1:07 PM Reply

an anagram of 'retard cum sac'

[n/a] Johnnie Baptiste › Shuushin 10-Feb-04/3:19 AM Reply

http://www.kempwrights.co.uk/custardcream.htm

[10] Shardik 9-Feb-04/1:11 PM Reply

1. Squelch rubber on your unibike.
2. Flip off Mrs. BOddington and her poodle
3. Get the New York times.
4. Clean the bottom of the bird cage
5. Break dance.
6. Watch Flash Dance.
7. Call Kevin Bacon's agent
8. Eat a hot pocket
9. Skim the top of the pool
10.Buy a bucket of Chicken and sit on it.