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Absurdly Hairy Quendo

by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w

Member since 2003 · Posted 30 Sep 2004 · 2 comments

I once met a man on a farm Whose antics caused quite some alarm: He raped his own sister And then tried to fist her With one leg, his head and an arm. There once was a foolhardy Turk Who grew tired of having to work: He jumped on his mule And rode into a school With a shotgun and went quite berserk.

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[10] INTRANSIT 30-Sep-04/7:15 AM Reply
A Jew who was born on an easter
sadly allergic to sheeps fur
at the devil most true
would simply AH-CHOO
he passed as a nebbishing sneezer.
[10] Stephen Robins 1-Oct-04/7:27 AM Reply
Both shit, the first one less so than the second.