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Whemying

Member since 2003 · Posted 6 Jan 2005 · 1 comment

The turd I held between my cheeks Weighed more than half a horse. In width and depth 'twas five foot two: Through my poor hoop 'twould force.

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[10] dougsoderstrom 23-Feb-05/1:34 PM Reply

Dear Fraser:

As the originator of the term "whemying," I congratulate you on a supremely fine piece
of work! What rhyme, meter, and a few
wonderful words can do..... especially when
paired together with such a sweet concept as
that of whemying.......... BRAVO TO YOU!!!

Doug Soderstrom