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An Ode to Anal Joy

by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w

Member since 2003 · Posted 23 May 2003 · Edited 8 Oct 2003 · 4 comments

My dear, you are a lovely girl, So young and easily ashamed. Well, here I cherish our brown love For lone among men I speak its name. There's no form of skulduggery Quite comparable with buggery. It makes me feel quite smuggerly: Dear girl, your face is uggerly. But the main disadvantage Of sex in the batty Is that it makes my cock Look like a beef patty.

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[9] horus8 23-May-03/7:09 AM Reply
Romain Empiresky.
[5] kalikopeli 23-May-03/9:35 AM Reply
CUTE
[4] deleted user 23-May-03/2:04 PM Reply
stupidest ode ive read in a while, funny thouhg
[n/a] Christof 27-May-03/9:13 AM Reply
'Smuggerly'- very good