poemranker ::Oldfinger by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

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Free verse № 1964

Oldfinger

by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

Member since 2002 · Posted 14 May 2002 · Edited 8 Jul 2002 · 5 comments

Why do you point the Oldfinger at me? I'm watching Goldfinger, can't you see? Only at Christmas does it come on TV, And 'tis spoiled by that foul finger and thee. Maybe you don't know it's rude to point. Maybe Oldfinger is fused at the joint. Maybe you're simply exceedingly bold. For Oldfinger is moist, encrusted and old.

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5 comments

[1] deleted user 12-Jun-02/9:01 AM Reply
Please. Stop. Rhyming.

In fact.

Please. Stop.
[6] horus8 16-Jul-02/3:38 PM Reply
Like an Arachnid. It has a fused head and thorax. Don't you also have a fused colon?d
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> 1-Dec-02/5:50 PM Reply
well i just wanted to take this time to say....i'm sorry for being such a public therapy session skank bastard, and promise you all from now on, and everyone one else too in the good free world, and the ugly brown muslim sess pool, outside our priceless democracy that i'll be nice from now on and eat my dinner like a big boy, and not spit up, or be insensitive, and then overly sensitive in counter...till the die i die, pinky swear. amen....now i'm off to pay (blow) the piper for rent money, toodles..p.s you know..i feel much better now...clean and revitalised..in the mood for gay love..and old man balls stuffed precariously into my mouth...yes it's days like this that make me proud to be a young republican good looking christian warrior of the lord...THE SCROTISMAL EQUINOX!
[10] Shardik 1-Sep-03/5:50 PM Reply
You were right. Thank you.
[1] Stephen Robins 29-Jun-04/5:44 AM Reply
You used to be really shit.