-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.21 May 2004

I'll have you know I played county cricket for Buckinghamshire. And I daresay I've seen things happen on the cricket pitch that would make you weep tears of horror. Like the time my hopelessly earnest younger brother galloped in to bat with only a pair of boxers beneath his whites to hold his box in position. The armour lasted about two overs, then on the third the holy shield slid down his trouser leg and fell onto his shoe. What courage it took to face out the rest of the over, boxless and trembling, praying with all his might that the other boys hadn't noticed.