poemranker ::Replying

ReplyTo a comment on Navy Pier by Doug.

zodiac19 Jun 2004

You're... you're absolutely right, pain killer. My years at Poetry School have left me without friends, incapable of even the most basic human interaction, and with a libido shrunken to pea-size. Oh, how often whilst sipping champagna from impossibly tall handblown vials at my prolonged literary soirees do I wish I could only "tip back" some "brewskie" with a few good "chums"! Maybe I could even smoke a pot! I... I guess that's why I overcompensate so much... because I'm really a sad, sad little man with no *real* life, and probably a gay to boot. You've hit the nail exactly on the head, pain killer. Thanks a bunch for telling it like it is... *tears*

-zodiac