The pattern's no mightier than the "Welly"
But the brogue's fetid leather is far more smelly.
As for the cad in red poulaines?
Cast him to the gaol in chains!
He's a silly apish jester
Whose shoes allow his corns to fester.
He knows well no man of brains
Would ever wear his foul poulaines
Except perhaps the mummified remains
Of the foppish Maynard Keyes:
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