Stephen Robins3 May 2005

Vote for blonde, bubbly right winger?
Or a fat lesbian minger?
It's Mel for me,
For she's the Tory,
To make Peter Snow a swinger.

Now that fat truck of a mess from labour!
Why, only a body transplant could save her,
The size of her belly,
And her cunt's like a welly,
Filled with communist jelly.

The lib dem is as plain as a door,
Without paint or other decor,
Tax and spend is the vow,
Of this skinny frau,
She is easy to abhor.