-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.15 May 2005

Women don't see it that way. They think being in a relationship is some kind of emotional mind-meld, where they are "totally accepted" by the other person. They like this idea because their emotional spines are too floppy to support them, having been repeatedly weakened over the years by such habits as:

* Watching Sex & The City
* Thinking crying is beautiful
* Making scrapbooks
* Taking pictures of their friends in staged-to-look-spontaneous poses, and then putting them in Purple Ronnie frames
* Consuming all forms of Purple Ronnie merchandise
* Writing on scented paper with scented "gel pens"
* Believing they are special