-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.11 Sep 2002

If you really want to know, everything should rhyme with 'arse', which works if you have a British accent. If you can't cope with that, try a Boston accent instead. You obviously think 'Lars' should be pronounced with a 'z' sound, but that's not true. In fact, I seem to recall that indigenously it should be pronounced more like 'larsh', which suggests reading the entire poem in a Sean Connery voice.