Stephen Robins22 Feb 2007

Perhaps you could explain to the collective of poemrankers how your legs have expanded over the course of the last few years. Is it not true that the bulging repletion of your thighs has caused you to wear clowns trousers? Has this not led you being addressed in the Royal Courts of Scunthorpe as Fraser Allonby Queen's Clown? Further, is not also true that the self same expansion of your legs has made it quite impossible for you to locate your penis leading to you being known on the circuit as Fraser Allonby Quo Gallo?