I posted a Shit-Crumpet poem quite some time ago under the penname Shit-Crumpets.
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=75946
But now that you mention it, a remix wouldn't be a bad idea... "Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!"
Not as genius as darkies embrowning, but that hobbled dolt seems to have lost the passion... We're going through withdrawals.
What is the ranker without limericks on aids, shit crusted crustaceans, the art of murder, the untying of the gordion knot, remix parodies, and the battle between Christian Angels and Egyptian Gods?
I'll pop it out in a few days-- the blade bleeds best when the poetic rapture possesses me.
"Ode to thy flatulence, Oh Delectable Shit-Crumpet!"
Coming soon to the Ranker!