-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.13 Mar 2003

I know how you feel, elizabethann. I used to have serious issues with my body, but now I'm beginning to accept myself for who I am. In case you didn't know, I'm disabled. It can be a problem at times, but there are very few bodily maneuvers that cannot be achieved with some sort of harness, a small tub of vaseline, a pair of binoculars and a basketful of self-esteem. And another basket. And a goat.

Unfortunately, such maneuvers include the sequence of hideous contortions required to operate a sander using only my groin. I tried this once and was very seriously injured.