-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.26 May 2003

Chives are the very lifeblood of the tramp! To offer chives to a tramp is the utmost folly... Would you offer fuel to a fire? Yes, yes, I suppose you would. Then go, go into the chives lounge with my blessings, and return with an armful of aromatic deformity, and spread it on all who will be spread 'pon.