-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.4 Jun 2003

This piece of unauthorised AIDS Bonanza! fanfic is one of the worst limericks I've ever read. The first line is the only good part; after that it fails to rhyme, scan, or make any sense whatsoever. Here is my version:

There once was some AIDS in a crayon,
Which I scribbled all over a Mayan.
They cremated his body,
But the admin was shoddy:
His ashes were sealed in a gay urn!!!!!!