-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.6 Jun 2003

Great idea!!

The doctor says I might have AIDS;
My buttocks are quite swollen.
And now I'm lying, bumcheeks splayed,
While he inspects my groin for AIDS
With latex gloves and scalpel blades
And agitates my colon.
The doctor says I might have AIDS.;
My buttocks are quite swollen.