-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.9 Sep 2003

Scraping the crust off with FACT-shaped spoon, these are the news headlines:

MAN WITH REVERSE MIDAS COMPLEX TURNS OWN FACE INTO PILE OF GUTS

RANCID OCTOCARP FOUND SINGING IN DRAWER

EAT MY LEG OFF PLEADS MUTANT BEEF PROBE

Those are the headlines.................. goodnight.