ARTIE9 Dec 2003

There is help for you yet. Once you find an apron that fits, and isn't too insulting, you'll be allowed to play with the (Tupperware) food storage containers and their lids right on your own kitchen floor. The unbridled ecstasy you will experience, in that single moment when you see the concept, will seem as if the cover were removed and you are able to climb up out of the impureness that is clouding your geo.m
PS: Play with the rectangular "holes" first.