-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.21 Feb 2004

A ha ha. My lad, you've never read 'Moby Dick'. You can never make it through the section where Captain Ahab is making love to the Thanksgiving squid in the pantry. Every time I've seen you try, you simply quietly close the book and then lock yourself in the bathroom, only to emerge an hour later covered in a chitinious shell made from some unutterable dried fluid.